I know this because L knows this

L (who has been suffering from insomnia) writes,

…was up all night talking someone off the ledge

M writes,

yep- that will cure for insomnia. crazy midnight phone calls from the edge? must be a mercury retrograde

L writes,

and a rotten one at that.

M writes,

i am dealing with this otherwise rotten mercury retrograde by watching fight club every weekend

g4 has been kind enough to play it every weekend this month.

“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

L writes,

one of those “nobody gets out of life alive” moments, eh?

yah. i got it.

M writes,

or revolution begins with insomnia…
are you planning on blowing any buildings?

cause i’m down with project mayhem.

i call dibs for the

“… front row seats for this theatre of mass destruction. The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble…..”

if your insomnia leads to fugue states and your alter ego decides to bring down the republican party headquarters and all its ancilliaries, i’m in.

“…I know this, because L knows this…”

we’re not funny.

so i donated $10 to Clover for Rover Rescue & Sanctuary in TN.

send paypal to helpingtails at yahoo.com

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Anatomy Of Burger

M writes,

my sister and i got e. coli from spinach a few years back
it was horrific

then we read this last week:

E. Coli Path Shows Flaws in Beef Inspection

we have been living on vegetables soup and cheese sandwiches ever since.

for a foodie that’s cold-turkey-night-sweats suffering…

from grass fed locally raised beef and organic vegetables to cheese

cheeeeeeeze   yep      cheeeeeezeee

L writes,

CHEESE, GROMIT -

M writes,
i own all of them
including shaun the sheep episodes
quote them often

i have actually eaten wensleydale cheese
weensleeeeedaaaale….

L writes,

wensleeeeeedaaaaaaaallllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

M writes,
i watch wallace and grommitt whenever i need a  pick-me-up…
then i watch fight club
cause that’s how i roll